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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1506 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8862 | 43% |
| Smokes | 4737 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2686 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4340 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,668,203 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 870 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xoma | 68% | 57 |
| #2 | Stella★ | 65% | 248 |
| #3 | JFNasty | 63% | 412 |
| #4 | K3F7Y | 62% | 410 |
| #5 | Mini | 59% | 295 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mini | 59% | 295 |
| #6 | RiZZle | 57% | 60 |
| #7 | Specsy | 54% | 37 |
| #8 | Fishguy111 | 51% | 70 |
| #9 | Baibro | 51% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JFNasty | 141 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | K3F7Y | 47 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Mini | 27 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | xoma | 22 | 0.0188 |
| #5 | Stella★ | 21 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3F7Y | 1662 | 0.21 | 56 min |
| #2 | Mini | 1469 | 0.25 | 35 min |
| #3 | JFNasty | 1179 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #4 | Stella★ | 990 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #5 | xoma | 185 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rice | +5.65 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | xoma | +1.57 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | K3F7Y | +1.37 | 70 | 72 |
| #4 | Stella★ | -0.03 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | JFNasty | -0.52 | 58 | 63 |





