








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1051 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2980 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3164 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4181 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,536,318 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3F7Y | 52% | 104 |
| #2 | ✪ rice | 51% | 70 |
| #3 | JFNasty | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | Mini | 47% | 293 |
| #5 | Baibro | 45% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3F7Y | 52% | 104 |
| #2 | ✪ rice | 51% | 70 |
| #3 | JFNasty | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | Mini | 47% | 293 |
| #5 | Baibro | 45% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mini | 17 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | K3F7Y | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | JFNasty | 10 | 0.0147 |
| #4 | ✪ rice | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Baibro | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mini | 1327 | 0.23 | 32 min |
| #2 | ✪ rice | 459 | 0.32 | 14 min |
| #3 | K3F7Y | 357 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | Baibro | 299 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | JFNasty | 95 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rice | +6.58 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | K3F7Y | +2.17 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | Baibro | +0.16 | 77 | 66 |
| #4 | Mini | -0.42 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | JFNasty | -1.14 | 54 | 64 |





