








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 326 matches | ||
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13764 | 35% |
| Smokes | 8758 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7037 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 9806 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,006,500 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rice | 62% | 410 |
| #2 | Stella★ | 61% | 203 |
| #3 | RiZZle | 60% | 156 |
| #4 | JFNasty | 58% | 447 |
| #5 | chipflash101 | 58% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | xoma | 55% | 195 |
| #7 | Mini | 53% | 496 |
| #8 | Specsy | 53% | 264 |
| #9 | Fishguy111 | 52% | 104 |
| #10 | Baibro | 48% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JFNasty | 157 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | Specsy | 63 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | ✪ rice | 53 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | xoma | 44 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | Mini | 42 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rice | 2910 | 0.36 | 85 min |
| #2 | Mini | 2460 | 0.24 | 57 min |
| #3 | JFNasty | 1276 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #4 | Stella★ | 847 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #5 | xoma | 627 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rice | +5.39 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | K3F7Y | +2.36 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | xoma | +2.14 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | Specsy | +0.00 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | Stella★ | -0.02 | 71 | 66 |





