








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2658 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2004 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2971 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2990 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $271,898 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 673 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stella★ | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | JFNasty | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | K3F7Y | 60% | 156 |
| #4 | Trenticles | 60% | 47 |
| #5 | ✪ rice | 57% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Specsy | 51 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | K3F7Y | 15 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | JFNasty | 12 | 0.0151 |
| #4 | Mini | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Trenticles | 9 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mini | 733 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #2 | K3F7Y | 596 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #3 | ✪ rice | 337 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #4 | Specsy | 283 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Stella★ | 121 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rice | +6.09 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | K3F7Y | +3.06 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | Trenticles | +2.95 | 78 | 41 |
| #4 | Stella★ | +0.55 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | Specsy | +0.50 | 59 | 42 |





