








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4251 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3465 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3213 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2125 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,224,459 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1079 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flashwrap | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | fronkendudz | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | flula | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | mfgmoin | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | brewzoid. | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Syntrux | 53% | 224 |
| #7 | Schnodder | 53% | 118 |
| #8 | Los Hartos | 49% | 149 |
| #9 | KoNoYiHo | 48% | 54 |
| #10 | Amentas | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schnodder | 27 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Los Hartos | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Syntrux | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | KoNoYiHo | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | flula | 4 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schnodder | 603 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #2 | Syntrux | 450 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | flula | 248 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #4 | Los Hartos | 175 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | flashwrap | 159 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hendrik Lamar | +2.24 | 59 | 70 |
| #2 | fronkendudz | +1.08 | 52 | 51 |
| #3 | KoNoYiHo | +0.72 | 54 | 60 |
| #4 | flashwrap | +0.71 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | brewzoid. | +0.69 | 61 | 53 |





