








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 564 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4515 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4523 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4178 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2157 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,760,221 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fronkendudz | 61% | 54 |
| #2 | Hendrik Lamar | 53% | 224 |
| #3 | Schnodder | 52% | 140 |
| #4 | KoNoYiHo | 49% | 85 |
| #5 | Lyux | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | brewzoid. | 46% | 97 |
| #8 | flashwrap | 45% | 140 |
| #9 | Los Hartos | 45% | 110 |
| #10 | flula | 43% | 49 |
| #11 | Amentas | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schnodder | 31 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Hendrik Lamar | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | flashwrap | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Lyux | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Los Hartos | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hendrik Lamar | 710 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | Schnodder | 675 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #3 | flashwrap | 586 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #4 | Lyux | 400 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | flula | 270 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hendrik Lamar | +2.55 | 58 | 70 |
| #2 | Lyux | +2.02 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | Schnodder | +1.62 | 57 | 66 |
| #4 | fronkendudz | +1.22 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | KoNoYiHo | +0.87 | 53 | 58 |





