








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1115 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1110 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1532 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 579 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,377 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amentas | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | mfgmoin | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | fronkendudz | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Schnodder | 61% | 51 |
| #5 | Lyux | 55% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | brewzoid. | 55% | 51 |
| #7 | flashwrap | 51% | 75 |
| #8 | Syntrux | 49% | 85 |
| #9 | Los Hartos | 49% | 68 |
| #10 | Hendrik Lamar | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schnodder | 9 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Los Hartos | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Syntrux | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | flashwrap | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Hendrik Lamar | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flashwrap | 326 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lyux | 312 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Syntrux | 252 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Schnodder | 241 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Hendrik Lamar | 181 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyux | +2.38 | 63 | 71 |
| #2 | fronkendudz | +1.06 | 66 | 45 |
| #3 | KoNoYiHo | +1.04 | 55 | 58 |
| #4 | Hendrik Lamar | +0.69 | 59 | 67 |
| #5 | Schnodder | +0.57 | 57 | 66 |





