








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 767 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 430 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8886 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8789 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5436 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6034 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,876,296 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szoszo | 76% | 34 |
| #2 | huppe | 68% | 37 |
| #3 | Demku | 63% | 88 |
| #4 | illum | 63% | 112 |
| #5 | shake. | 62% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIFI | 1408 | 0.18 | 38 min |
| #2 | shake. | 1045 | 0.17 | 32 min |
| #3 | † funky † | 768 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #4 | kHRIS | 414 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | kuLi | 391 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIFI | +2.49 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Friciii | +1.39 | 83 | 76 |
| #3 | kHRIS | +1.08 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | shake. | +0.94 | 80 | 77 |
| #5 | † funky † | +0.78 | 77 | 76 |





