








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 921 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 377 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6771 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4787 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3161 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3645 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,458,357 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huppe | 74% | 34 |
| #2 | Szoszo | 73% | 37 |
| #3 | illum | 64% | 89 |
| #4 | KODIAK | 62% | 189 |
| #5 | Friciii | 61% | 370 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shake. | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Friciii | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | KODIAK | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | kHRIS | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | illum | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Friciii | 1641 | 0.21 | 50 min |
| #2 | shake. | 1016 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #3 | † funky † | 434 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #4 | kHRIS | 400 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | kuLi | 390 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIFI | +3.33 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | kHRIS | +0.92 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | Friciii | +0.85 | 80 | 80 |
| #4 | † funky † | +0.79 | 72 | 76 |
| #5 | shake. | +0.77 | 79 | 78 |





