








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 272 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3692 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4109 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3905 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3277 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,855,382 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huppe | 69% | 62 |
| #2 | kuLi | 64% | 266 |
| #3 | † funky † | 63% | 72 |
| #4 | FIFI | 62% | 189 |
| #5 | shake. | 61% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Friciii | 974 | 0.22 | 31 min |
| #2 | FIFI | 725 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #3 | kuLi | 618 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | shake. | 600 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #5 | † funky † | 367 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeadFox | +6.86 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | bzt | +3.87 | 92 | 74 |
| #3 | FIFI | +2.76 | 87 | 62 |
| #4 | shake. | +1.50 | 78 | 78 |
| #5 | † funky † | +1.28 | 77 | 79 |





