








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 683 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 405 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3186 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2333 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3701 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2652 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,902,217 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JohanssoN | 74% | 47 |
| #2 | Le´Timon | 70% | 57 |
| #3 | FalafeL | 68% | 519 |
| #4 | Le´Ozziato | 67% | 239 |
| #5 | Le´guy from fortnite | 67% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | FalafeL | 68% | 519 |
| #4 | Le´Ozziato | 67% | 239 |
| #5 | Le´guy from fortnite | 67% | 125 |
| #6 | DiagonaLiX / | 65% | 93 |
| #7 | ✪ Infinite | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 66 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Le´guy from fortnite | 26 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Le´Ozziato | 24 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | JohanssoN | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Le´Timon | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 1616 | 0.16 | 42 min |
| #2 | Le´guy from fortnite | 358 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | DiagonaLiX / | 243 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | JohanssoN | 188 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | Le´Ozziato | 157 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le´Denniso | +3.10 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | FalafeL | +2.85 | 81 | 76 |
| #3 | Le´Ozziato | +2.34 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | JohanssoN | +1.14 | 67 | 71 |
| #5 | ✪ Infinite | +0.79 | 73 | 70 |





