








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 311 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1772 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2600 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2240 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3144 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,284,546 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 551 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeliaTom | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | ✪ Infinite | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | Le´Denniso | 67% | 239 |
| #4 | FalafeL | 64% | 366 |
| #5 | Le´Timon | 64% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 1239 | 0.18 | 34 min |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | 330 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | DiagonaLiX / | 242 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Le´guy from fortnite | 182 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | JohanssoN | 167 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le´Denniso | +2.71 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | FalafeL | +2.65 | 82 | 76 |
| #3 | Le´Ozziato | +2.55 | 74 | 57 |
| #4 | ✪ Infinite | +0.82 | 66 | 74 |
| #5 | JohanssoN | +0.62 | 65 | 73 |





