








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1752 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2001 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1328 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1571 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,017,583 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le´Denniso | 65% | 93 |
| #2 | FalafeL | 64% | 140 |
| #3 | Le´Ozziato | 56% | 94 |
| #4 | Boborito Bandito | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | ✪ Infinite | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 14 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Le´Ozziato | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Le´Denniso | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Le´guy from fortnite | 5 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | TeliaTom | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boborito Bandito | +5.14 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | +3.12 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | Le´Ozziato | +2.89 | 77 | 51 |
| #4 | FalafeL | +2.48 | 81 | 75 |
| #5 | ✪ Infinite | +1.50 | 67 | 72 |





