








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1556 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1015 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 872 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 941 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,114 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le´Timon | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | 67% | 125 |
| #3 | FalafeL | 64% | 135 |
| #4 | Le´Ozziato | 55% | 66 |
| #5 | DiagonaLiX / | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le´Timon | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | 67% | 125 |
| #3 | FalafeL | 64% | 135 |
| #4 | Le´Ozziato | 55% | 66 |
| #5 | DiagonaLiX / | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 25 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Le´Ozziato | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Le´Timon | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 408 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | 167 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | DiagonaLiX / | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Le´Ozziato | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Le´Timon | 22 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le´Denniso | +3.22 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Le´Ozziato | +2.37 | 71 | 56 |
| #3 | FalafeL | +2.27 | 81 | 77 |
| #4 | Le´guy from fortnite | -1.11 | 76 | 66 |
| #5 | DiagonaLiX / | -3.94 | 57 | 44 |





