








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 887 | 26% |
| Smokes | 528 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1249 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 806 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,084 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | pire | 6 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Le´Denniso | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | ghost♿ | 4 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | Le´guy from fortnite | 3 | 0.0155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 208 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | 90 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | pire | 75 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | JohanssoN | 40 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | ghost♿ | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓮𝓻☭🖕 | +7.45 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | +6.25 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | JohanssoN | +5.32 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | FalafeL | +4.98 | 82 | 80 |
| #5 | pire | +2.79 | 66 | 44 |





