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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 814 | 27% |
| Smokes | 766 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 687 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 729 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $314,863 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiagonaLiX / | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | 74% | 47 |
| #3 | FalafeL | 69% | 70 |
| #4 | Le´Ozziato | 63% | 46 |
| #5 | Le´Timon | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiagonaLiX / | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | Le´Denniso | 74% | 47 |
| #3 | FalafeL | 69% | 70 |
| #4 | Le´Ozziato | 63% | 46 |
| #5 | Le´Timon | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 13 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Le´Ozziato | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Le´Denniso | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | DiagonaLiX / | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Le´Timon | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FalafeL | 224 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Le´Ozziato | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Le´Denniso | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | DiagonaLiX / | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Le´Timon | 10 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le´Denniso | +4.11 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | FalafeL | +2.97 | 83 | 75 |
| #3 | Le´Ozziato | +2.95 | 79 | 53 |
| #4 | JohanssoN | +0.54 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | DiagonaLiX / | -1.68 | 57 | 50 |





