








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4995 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3730 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4268 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3399 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4785 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $871,980 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deepforce123 | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | Hiro | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | Rasta Smurf | 45% | 56 |
| #4 | 09manny90 | 42% | 81 |
| #5 | JaSaTo | 41% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hiro | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | Rasta Smurf | 45% | 56 |
| #4 | 09manny90 | 42% | 81 |
| #5 | JaSaTo | 41% | 96 |
| #6 | Mykolkaaa | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaSaTo | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Mykolkaaa | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | deepforce123 | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Rasta Smurf | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Hiro | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 09manny90 | 375 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | JaSaTo | 336 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | Hiro | 190 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mykolkaaa | 152 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | deepforce123 | 92 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rasta Smurf | +2.09 | 61 | 50 |
| #2 | Mojito | +1.62 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | Hiro | +1.04 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | Mykolkaaa | +0.03 | 59 | 73 |
| #5 | deepforce123 | -0.46 | 50 | 68 |





