








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 687 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4811 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5884 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8678 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 8265 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,350,459 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1923 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ommeh | 68% | 41 |
| #2 | Angelsquad | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | HENDO | 52% | 247 |
| #4 | Ryan Berettas | 50% | 64 |
| #5 | Randy | 50% | 471 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Angelsquad | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | HENDO | 52% | 247 |
| #4 | Ryan Berettas | 50% | 64 |
| #5 | Randy | 50% | 471 |
| #6 | KtX99 | 48% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randy | 37 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | KtX99 | 20 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Ryan Berettas | 17 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | HENDO | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Angelsquad | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KtX99 | 703 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | Randy | 399 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #3 | ommeh | 301 | 0.35 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ryan Berettas | 264 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | HENDO | 99 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randy | +3.52 | 83 | 45 |
| #2 | ommeh | +1.84 | 63 | 77 |
| #3 | Ryan Berettas | +1.38 | 65 | 69 |
| #4 | Thirsty | -0.50 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | KtX99 | -0.59 | 61 | 62 |





