








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1223 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6399 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4110 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 13890 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 10037 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,777,256 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twenty | 60% | 95 |
| #2 | ✪ F3AR | 59% | 174 |
| #3 | Ryan Berettas | 57% | 95 |
| #4 | BOT Staniford | 56% | 151 |
| #5 | Tripwana | 55% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Kyden | 52% | 88 |
| #10 | Thirsty | 52% | 247 |
| #11 | Randy | 52% | 883 |
| #12 | Shawn Michaels Superkick | 50% | 250 |
| #13 | tabseN | 42% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randy | 92 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | KtX99 | 31 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Shawn Michaels Superkick | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Tripwana | 18 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Ryan Berettas | 18 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KtX99 | 945 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #2 | Randy | 791 | 0.04 | 18 min |
| #3 | Shawn Michaels Superkick | 501 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ryan Berettas | 407 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #5 | Quaddy | 397 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randy | +3.38 | 84 | 45 |
| #2 | ✪ F3AR | +2.23 | 96 | 37 |
| #3 | Twenty | +1.56 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | Tripwana | +1.54 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | tabseN | +1.22 | 70 | 68 |





