








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 378 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11936 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13431 | 35% |
| Smokes | 8536 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8898 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7141 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,271,700 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | garfield | 63% | 132 |
| #2 | chillin | 57% | 81 |
| #3 | CABLE-TV-ENJOYER-42 | 54% | 430 |
| #4 | Demon | 53% | 507 |
| #5 | Bubs | 52% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demon | 121 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | hoLezz | 40 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | bungis | 36 | 0.0182 |
| #4 | CABLE-TV-ENJOYER-42 | 21 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | 🏹 plxw | 19 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CABLE-TV-ENJOYER-42 | 1926 | 0.22 | 53 min |
| #2 | Demon | 1578 | 0.15 | 42 min |
| #3 | 🏹 plxw | 1244 | 0.18 | 31 min |
| #4 | hoLezz | 736 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #5 | Bubs | 622 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CABLE-TV-ENJOYER-42 | +2.74 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | garfield | +1.45 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | Demon | +1.13 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Bubs | +0.94 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | hoLezz | +0.89 | 71 | 71 |





