








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3300 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3143 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3133 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2980 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,971 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Bruhdy | 27 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Demon | 21 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | CABLE-TV-ENJOYER-42 | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | garfield | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | draz | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CABLE-TV-ENJOYER-42 | +2.86 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | hoLezz | +1.37 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | garfield | +1.27 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Frayzar | -0.30 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | ✪ Bruhdy | -0.34 | 68 | 67 |





