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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9576 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6575 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6291 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5676 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,216,701 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | garfield | 65% | 177 |
| #2 | draz | 64% | 69 |
| #3 | Demon | 61% | 175 |
| #4 | chillin | 58% | 86 |
| #5 | hoLezz | 56% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Bruhdy | 1508 | 0.17 | 42 min |
| #2 | hoLezz | 804 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #3 | Demon | 523 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | garfield | 316 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | draz | 252 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CABLE-TV-ENJOYER-42 | +3.19 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | garfield | +1.81 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | hoLezz | +1.26 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | chillin | +0.63 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | ✪ Bruhdy | +0.10 | 67 | 66 |





