








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7122 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7165 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4340 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5471 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,266,410 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Courier | 69% | 48 |
| #2 | CrankItMan | 60% | 60 |
| #3 | Kroney | 60% | 52 |
| #4 | D4nGr | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | 🏹 plxw | 53% | 270 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demon | 73 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | bungis | 40 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | ✪ Bruhdy | 39 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | 🏹 plxw | 21 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | joshiiwa | 20 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demon | +2.32 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | CrankItMan | +1.74 | 91 | 70 |
| #3 | Bubs | +1.12 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | 🏹 plxw | +1.00 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | ✪ Bruhdy | +0.51 | 68 | 62 |





