








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 204 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4679 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4677 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3685 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4542 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,264,795 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 603 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sf | 62% | 190 |
| #2 | moloch | 56% | 148 |
| #3 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | 56% | 199 |
| #4 | WallNut | 55% | 144 |
| #5 | Fink | 54% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | moloch | 56% | 148 |
| #3 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | 56% | 199 |
| #4 | WallNut | 55% | 144 |
| #5 | Fink | 54% | 90 |
| #6 | Manie | 53% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sf | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | moloch | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | WallNut | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Fink | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | 789 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | sf | 578 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | moloch | 565 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | Fink | 403 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #5 | WallNut | 359 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manie | +4.02 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | sf | +3.66 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | moloch | +0.38 | 78 | 69 |
| #4 | Fink | +0.26 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | -0.03 | 78 | 75 |





