








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5846 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4772 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5419 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4372 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,108,228 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doge | 64% | 55 |
| #2 | -hb ❤ | 61% | 57 |
| #3 | Hifkil | 60% | 43 |
| #4 | 金持ち | 60% | 45 |
| #5 | Kasll | 59% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Vaspox | 53% | 103 |
| #13 | Zereliq | 53% | 122 |
| #14 | cavoeboy | 53% | 66 |
| #15 | mbo | 51% | 109 |
| #16 | vera | 50% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vera | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | moloch | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | cavoeboy | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | 金持ち | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | wooz | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wooz | 700 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | vera | 516 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | Vaspox | 462 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #4 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | 361 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #5 | tam honks | 325 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manie | +3.59 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | -hb ❤ | +2.21 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | wooz | +1.22 | 89 | 71 |
| #4 | moloch | +0.26 | 80 | 71 |
| #5 | Kasll | +0.09 | 77 | 55 |





