








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1932 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1902 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1889 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2732 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $783,921 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moloch | 63% | 107 |
| #2 | sf | 61% | 74 |
| #3 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | 56% | 147 |
| #4 | Fink | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | Manie | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moloch | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | sf | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Vaspox | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Fink | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | ✪Joe Byron | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaspox | 662 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #2 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | 613 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #3 | moloch | 385 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | sf | 313 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | Fink | 297 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manie | +3.64 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | sf | +3.31 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | moloch | +0.86 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | ✪Joe Byron | +0.62 | 48 | 68 |
| #5 | WallNut | +0.57 | 75 | 60 |





