








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 857 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 165 matches | ||
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4256 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4479 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3449 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4011 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,635 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | moloch | 60% | 93 |
| #7 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | 59% | 138 |
| #8 | Mohammed Lester | 53% | 30 |
| #9 | doruk1 | 50% | 60 |
| #10 | thelegend27slayer | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moloch | 18 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Vaspox | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Fink | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | WallNut | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | thelegend27slayer | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaspox | 740 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | 583 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | moloch | 411 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | Fink | 290 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | thelegend27slayer | 233 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sf | +4.06 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Fink | +0.65 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | +0.45 | 81 | 75 |
| #4 | moloch | +0.05 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | WallNut | -0.13 | 70 | 62 |





