








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5180 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4179 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3374 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2906 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $572,666 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sf | 59% | 138 |
| #2 | moloch | 58% | 130 |
| #3 | WallNut | 56% | 147 |
| #4 | Vaspox | 56% | 199 |
| #5 | Manie | 54% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | moloch | 58% | 130 |
| #3 | WallNut | 56% | 147 |
| #4 | Vaspox | 56% | 199 |
| #5 | Manie | 54% | 98 |
| #6 | Fink | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sf | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | moloch | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Vaspox | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | WallNut | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Fink | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaspox | 916 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #2 | sf | 514 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | moloch | 508 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | Fink | 354 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #5 | WallNut | 346 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manie | +3.89 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | sf | +2.93 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | SKRRRRRRAAAAAA | +0.59 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | moloch | +0.38 | 78 | 69 |
| #5 | Fink | -0.55 | 77 | 60 |





