








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 437 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7253 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5195 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4026 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2154 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,397 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MooShu | 56% | 91 |
| #2 | water | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | kAppz | 55% | 104 |
| #4 | 2quikk | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Archy | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | meph | 51% | 70 |
| #7 | TheLastDon | 51% | 219 |
| #8 | PAS | 47% | 94 |
| #9 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 47% | 30 |
| #10 | 1.11.2. | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLastDon | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | MooShu | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | kAppz | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | PAS | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | meph | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLastDon | 744 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | PAS | 475 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #3 | meph | 456 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #4 | kAppz | 439 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #5 | MooShu | 148 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archy | +3.29 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | PAS | +1.19 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | StarBoi | +0.90 | 64 | 71 |
| #4 | 2quikk | +0.53 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | meph | +0.35 | 55 | 60 |





