








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1370 matches | ||
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 74,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 30740 | 41% |
| Smokes | 22650 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 8601 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 12207 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,124,158 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StarBoi | 55% | 104 |
| #2 | Peakaso | 49% | 160 |
| #3 | TheLastDon | 48% | 621 |
| #4 | fappy228 | 46% | 80 |
| #5 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 42% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StarBoi | 55% | 104 |
| #2 | Peakaso | 49% | 160 |
| #3 | TheLastDon | 48% | 621 |
| #4 | fappy228 | 46% | 80 |
| #5 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 42% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLastDon | 27 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Peakaso | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | StarBoi | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | fappy228 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLastDon | 2416 | 0.18 | 65 min |
| #2 | StarBoi | 499 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #3 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 232 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | fappy228 | 198 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Peakaso | 158 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StarBoi | +0.94 | 56 | 74 |
| #2 | Peakaso | +0.13 | 59 | 46 |
| #3 | kAppz | -0.35 | 37 | 78 |
| #4 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | -0.55 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | TheLastDon | -0.71 | 36 | 66 |





