








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4577 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3030 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2118 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2558 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $336,229 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CombatVombat | 58% | 100 |
| #6 | Muikkunen | 56% | 111 |
| #7 | fr0gg | 54% | 24 |
| #8 | Kusko | 53% | 144 |
| #9 | f∪∪f∪∪ | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kusko | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Muikkunen | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | f∪∪f∪∪ | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Turmio | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | CombatVombat | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CombatVombat | 443 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Muikkunen | 420 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kusko | 391 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | Turmio | 302 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | f∪∪f∪∪ | 222 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muikkunen | +3.37 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | CombatVombat | +0.94 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | Turmio | +0.59 | 65 | 72 |
| #4 | Kusko | -0.31 | 63 | 73 |
| #5 | Viheliäinen Kassu | -0.53 | 67 | 80 |





