








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2099 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1459 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1499 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1427 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $433,790 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CombatVombat | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Kusko | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Muikkunen | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Viheliäinen Kassu | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | fr0gg | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CombatVombat | 641 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | Viheliäinen Kassu | 518 | 0.30 | 14 min |
| #3 | Muikkunen | 310 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kusko | 225 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | KURKKUMOPO | 131 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muikkunen | +3.67 | 65 | 74 |
| #2 | Turmio | +1.38 | 63 | 68 |
| #3 | CombatVombat | +1.17 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | (K)ostaja | -0.19 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | f∪∪f∪∪ | -0.38 | 32 | 71 |





