








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 129 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4434 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3234 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3072 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2587 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $634,158 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnSKi | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | Muikkunen | 56% | 108 |
| #3 | fr0gg | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | CombatVombat | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Turmio | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | CombatVombat | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | Turmio | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | Kusko | 52% | 135 |
| #7 | Viheliäinen Kassu | 48% | 54 |
| #8 | KURKKUMOPO | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kusko | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | fr0gg | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Muikkunen | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Viheliäinen Kassu | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | KURKKUMOPO | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kusko | 507 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | Muikkunen | 484 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | Viheliäinen Kassu | 341 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #4 | fr0gg | 207 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | CombatVombat | 146 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muikkunen | +2.91 | 67 | 76 |
| #2 | Turmio | +0.84 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | CombatVombat | +0.83 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | Kusko | -0.26 | 54 | 73 |
| #5 | UnSKi | -0.43 | 60 | 66 |





