








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 892 | 29% |
| Smokes | 937 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 621 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 649 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $260,161 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fr0gg | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | (K)ostaja | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | f∪∪f∪∪ | 66% | 32 |
| #4 | Muikkunen | 63% | 64 |
| #5 | Viheliäinen Kassu | 59% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muikkunen | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Kusko | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Viheliäinen Kassu | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | f∪∪f∪∪ | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | MuGe | 2 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muikkunen | 331 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Viheliäinen Kassu | 289 | 0.35 | 9 min |
| #3 | CombatVombat | 195 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | f∪∪f∪∪ | 148 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kusko | 124 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muikkunen | +3.48 | 68 | 76 |
| #2 | Turmio | +0.75 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | CombatVombat | +0.59 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | Kusko | -0.19 | 64 | 77 |
| #5 | UnSKi | -0.21 | 58 | 62 |





