








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5316 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4798 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5210 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5695 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,808,969 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 50% | 216 |
| #11 | Micos | 49% | 206 |
| #12 | ⭕⃤ツтακσ™ | 49% | 180 |
| #13 | Fabianxsx | 42% | 119 |
| #14 | Flo | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 17 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | delg23 | 14 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Fabianxsx | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | David #CSGORage.com | 7 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 413 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 327 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Micos | 300 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ツтακσ™ | 281 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | delg23 | 221 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobeyyy | +5.63 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | delg23 | +2.24 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | Xylanium #david schluckt | +1.90 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | Flori | +1.71 | 80 | 66 |
| #5 | shaker | +0.82 | 75 | 69 |





