








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1015 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 422 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,762 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4433 | 14% |
| Smokes | 8673 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10559 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 7097 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,700,824 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 642 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tigerpaw | 70% | 348 |
| #2 | nimm2 | 66% | 328 |
| #3 | shaker | 64% | 490 |
| #4 | Tobeyyy | 64% | 591 |
| #5 | ᵇᵘᶰᵈʸ | 56% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobeyyy | 51 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Tigerpaw | 28 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Fabianxsx | 28 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | shaker | 19 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ツтακσ™ | 18 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shaker | 1038 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| #2 | Tobeyyy | 994 | 0.09 | 29 min |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ツтακσ™ | 633 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #4 | Fabianxsx | 447 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | Flori | 384 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobeyyy | +5.66 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | Tob e y | +2.85 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | Fellinger | +2.58 | 83 | 68 |
| #4 | Tigerpaw | +2.31 | 84 | 62 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ツBernd™ | +1.70 | 74 | 61 |





