








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1148 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2167 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2229 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2766 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2020 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,150,646 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxiMizer ♥™ | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | delg23 | 63% | 67 |
| #3 | Flori | 50% | 216 |
| #4 | Micos | 49% | 261 |
| #5 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 49% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | delg23 | 63% | 67 |
| #3 | Flori | 50% | 216 |
| #4 | Micos | 49% | 261 |
| #5 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 49% | 243 |
| #6 | David #CSGORage.com | 47% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flori | 19 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | delg23 | 11 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | David #CSGORage.com | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Micos | 6 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flori | 520 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | Micos | 376 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 314 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | delg23 | 132 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | David #CSGORage.com | 53 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delg23 | +3.47 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | MaxiMizer ♥™ | +3.36 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | Xylanium #david schluckt | +2.82 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Flori | +1.89 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Micos | -0.02 | 63 | 69 |





