








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 579 matches | ||
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 185 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5535 | 18% |
| Smokes | 8008 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8290 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9067 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,941,630 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tigerpaw | 69% | 67 |
| #2 | Tobeyyy | 57% | 245 |
| #3 | Fellinger | 55% | 367 |
| #4 | shaker | 54% | 168 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ツBernd™ | 53% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabianxsx | 40 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Fellinger | 27 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Tobeyyy | 17 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ᵇᵘᶰᵈʸ | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Sn4k3 | 14 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fellinger | 1303 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #2 | ᵇᵘᶰᵈʸ | 805 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #3 | Fabianxsx | 662 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #4 | Sn4k3 | 533 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #5 | Flori | 525 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobeyyy | +5.89 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ツBernd™ | +4.27 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | Fellinger | +2.84 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | Tigerpaw | +2.43 | 86 | 56 |
| #5 | Flori | +1.54 | 81 | 70 |





