








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2058 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2030 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2563 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2355 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,087,560 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delg23 | 60% | 144 |
| #2 | MaxiMizer ♥™ | 59% | 96 |
| #3 | Milian | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Flori | 52% | 298 |
| #5 | David #CSGORage.com | 50% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Milian | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Flori | 52% | 298 |
| #5 | David #CSGORage.com | 50% | 110 |
| #6 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 49% | 243 |
| #7 | Micos | 48% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flori | 22 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | delg23 | 16 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | David #CSGORage.com | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Micos | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flori | 794 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #2 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 358 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Micos | 339 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | delg23 | 235 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | MaxiMizer ♥™ | 121 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delg23 | +2.63 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | Xylanium #david schluckt | +1.77 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | Flori | +1.64 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | MaxiMizer ♥™ | +1.16 | 83 | 54 |
| #5 | Micos | -0.29 | 63 | 68 |





