








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2167 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1485 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2525 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2148 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,382 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delg23 | 66% | 58 |
| #2 | MaxiMizer ♥™ | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 49% | 261 |
| #4 | Flori | 49% | 206 |
| #5 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 48% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MaxiMizer ♥™ | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 49% | 261 |
| #4 | Flori | 49% | 206 |
| #5 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 48% | 228 |
| #6 | David #CSGORage.com | 45% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flori | 18 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | delg23 | 11 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | David #CSGORage.com | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flori | 504 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | Lass_mi.ran.da | 417 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | Xylanium #david schluckt | 297 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | delg23 | 108 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | David #CSGORage.com | 45 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delg23 | +3.75 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Xylanium #david schluckt | +2.88 | 78 | 55 |
| #3 | MaxiMizer ♥™ | +2.39 | 88 | 55 |
| #4 | Flori | +1.92 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | Micos | -0.08 | 63 | 69 |





