








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1883 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2005 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1778 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2086 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $585,211 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHOCK | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | KritaKil | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | JS | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | Stoney | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | saffe | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KritaKil | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | JS | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | Stoney | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | saffe | 55% | 31 |
| #6 | Bot_Trax | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JS | 20 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Bot_Trax | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | SHOCK | 6 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | saffe | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Stoney | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JS | 388 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | Bot_Trax | 123 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Stoney | 57 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | saffe | 45 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | SHOCK | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainbow | +2.80 | 71 | 49 |
| #2 | Bot_Trax | +2.13 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | SHOCK | +2.09 | 93 | 33 |
| #4 | KritaKil | +1.08 | 69 | 36 |
| #5 | JS | +0.64 | 73 | 58 |





