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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1655 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 403 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6353 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6279 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5760 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8225 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,980,526 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C L O U D | 65% | 68 |
| #2 | Negumi | 63% | 71 |
| #3 | Jenky | 63% | 123 |
| #4 | FoXTroZT | 61% | 248 |
| #5 | C̵h̷e̶r̵r̸y̴ ̸B̷o̸i̵ ̵H̶×n̶t̴e̸r | 61% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Mythu Lil Monkey | 59% | 155 |
| #10 | 0d1n | 59% | 107 |
| #11 | patty | 55% | 132 |
| #12 | doctorjazz | 54% | 101 |
| #13 | Its_Thunder | 52% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 58 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | aeasf | 31 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | FoXTroZT | 23 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | patty | 13 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Jenky | 12 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 2952 | 0.19 | 83 min |
| #2 | FoXTroZT | 957 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #3 | aeasf | 761 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #4 | Mythu Lil Monkey | 480 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | patty | 413 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazerRadical | +3.46 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | doctorjazz | +1.29 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | Gloomy | +0.99 | 74 | 76 |
| #4 | C̵h̷e̶r̵r̸y̴ ̸B̷o̸i̵ ̵H̶×n̶t̴e̸r | +0.79 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | Jenky | +0.79 | 79 | 55 |





