








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4666 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4307 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2535 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4525 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,717,548 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 689 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negumi | 81% | 27 |
| #2 | s1k | 74% | 34 |
| #3 | aeasf | 67% | 133 |
| #4 | FoXTroZT | 67% | 84 |
| #5 | C̵h̷e̶r̵r̸y̴ ̸B̷o̸i̵ ̵H̶×n̶t̴e̸r | 61% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Jenky | 57% | 155 |
| #11 | doctorjazz | 56% | 50 |
| #12 | patty | 55% | 56 |
| #13 | Kittycat456321 | 46% | 114 |
| #14 | VeeerySucky | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 23 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Jenky | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | FoXTroZT | 14 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | aeasf | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | patty | 7 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 1441 | 0.22 | 43 min |
| #2 | Jenky | 526 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | aeasf | 447 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | LazerRadical | 443 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | FoXTroZT | 348 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1k | +4.26 | 92 | 70 |
| #2 | LazerRadical | +3.12 | 90 | 57 |
| #3 | FoXTroZT | +1.67 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | doctorjazz | +1.62 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | Gloomy | +1.49 | 74 | 80 |





