








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 156 matches | ||
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 103 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 902 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2694 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4226 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5771 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $785,825 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazerRadical | 60% | 166 |
| #2 | aeasf | 52% | 116 |
| #3 | FoXTroZT | 52% | 99 |
| #4 | Jenky | 51% | 113 |
| #5 | Gloomy | 51% | 334 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 22 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | patty | 22 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | LazerRadical | 14 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | aeasf | 14 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | FoXTroZT | 11 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gloomy | 1256 | 0.19 | 40 min |
| #2 | werd | 926 | 0.31 | 25 min |
| #3 | patty | 492 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | LazerRadical | 395 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | aeasf | 384 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LazerRadical | +4.40 | 92 | 51 |
| #2 | Gloomy | +2.30 | 77 | 79 |
| #3 | Jenky | +1.99 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | Mythu Lil Monkey | +1.94 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | werd | +1.82 | 83 | 73 |





