








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4101 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5279 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3743 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3865 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,193,199 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frenchzebra | 47% | 137 |
| #2 | xaint_laurent | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | zerotwo | 45% | 192 |
| #4 | TeaJaey | 44% | 129 |
| #5 | G Money | 43% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | xaint_laurent | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | zerotwo | 45% | 192 |
| #4 | TeaJaey | 44% | 129 |
| #5 | G Money | 43% | 152 |
| #6 | Rocket | 34% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zerotwo | 49 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | frenchzebra | 49 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | G Money | 39 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | TeaJaey | 38 | 0.0144 |
| #5 | Rocket | 25 | 0.0179 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frenchzebra | 560 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | zerotwo | 335 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | TeaJaey | 144 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | G Money | 118 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | xaint_laurent | 23 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xaint_laurent | +2.88 | 68 | 45 |
| #2 | zerotwo | +1.63 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | TeaJaey | +0.93 | 71 | 34 |
| #4 | G Money | +0.76 | 64 | 22 |
| #5 | frenchzebra | +0.75 | 75 | 57 |





