








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 533 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1129 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 955 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 631 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,295 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frenchzebra | 45% | 166 |
| #2 | zerotwo | 43% | 223 |
| #3 | Pnad | 43% | 152 |
| #4 | xaint_laurent | 42% | 45 |
| #5 | TeaJaey | 41% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frenchzebra | 56 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | zerotwo | 54 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | TeaJaey | 44 | 0.0156 |
| #4 | Pnad | 30 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | Rocket | 29 | 0.0155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frenchzebra | 775 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | zerotwo | 436 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Pnad | 333 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | TeaJaey | 147 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | HELPPP HELP ME HELP! | 132 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xaint_laurent | +2.45 | 68 | 40 |
| #2 | zerotwo | +2.09 | 70 | 57 |
| #3 | G Money | +0.69 | 65 | 23 |
| #4 | TeaJaey | +0.57 | 69 | 30 |
| #5 | frenchzebra | +0.26 | 69 | 59 |





