








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2616 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3141 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3267 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4023 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,985 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | 70% | 66 |
| #2 | *Fly_High* | 63% | 148 |
| #3 | de4d | 61% | 109 |
| #4 | ChrissiTw0w | 59% | 125 |
| #5 | Reuschiツ | 56% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | jawillez | 50% | 199 |
| #8 | NoobDrunki ツ | 50% | 36 |
| #9 | cama #Refrag.gg | 46% | 39 |
| #10 | Fortza | 35% | 26 |
| #11 | future milf | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jawillez | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | *Fly_High* | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ChrissiTw0w | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | de4d | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Reuschiツ | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jawillez | 577 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | *Fly_High* | 558 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | de4d | 382 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | Rouv3n | 270 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | ChrissiTw0w | 263 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cama #Refrag.gg | +5.29 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | Rouv3n | +3.11 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | *Fly_High* | +2.42 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | de4d | +2.39 | 90 | 62 |
| #5 | jawillez | +1.90 | 74 | 57 |





