








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4000 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3435 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4276 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5071 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $694,441 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awek | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Tane | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Sleepy | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | LXVELYMARCUS | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Jeeveli | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awek | 1832 | 0.35 | 56 min |
| #2 | Tane | 698 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | Sleepy | 626 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #4 | Juunez | 605 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #5 | LXVELYMARCUS | 439 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awek | +2.46 | 74 | 79 |
| #2 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | +1.60 | 53 | 71 |
| #3 | Juunez | +1.53 | 56 | 76 |
| #4 | Tane | -0.61 | 53 | 67 |
| #5 | Sleepy | -0.64 | 65 | 62 |





