








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4806 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5440 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3198 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5043 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4068 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,649,600 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Tane | 47% | 192 |
| #10 | anime enjoyer | 46% | 160 |
| #11 | Lamar Compton | 43% | 126 |
| #12 | Zyme21 | 42% | 60 |
| #13 | lesob1 | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lamar Compton | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | awek | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Tane | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | anime enjoyer | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awek | 781 | 0.38 | 25 min |
| #2 | Tane | 675 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Lamar Compton | 577 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #4 | anime enjoyer | 446 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | 399 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awek | +2.12 | 70 | 83 |
| #2 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | +1.67 | 52 | 72 |
| #3 | Juunez | +1.36 | 58 | 77 |
| #4 | NoweQ^ | +1.34 | 86 | 70 |
| #5 | lesob1 | +1.34 | 64 | 81 |





