








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7362 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4710 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2734 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3456 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,754 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 738 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naksu | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | Juunez | 58% | 205 |
| #3 | DaNoLday | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | 56% | 248 |
| #5 | ekke | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Jeeveli | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Sleepy | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Juunez | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | LXVELYMARCUS | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juunez | 659 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #2 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | 583 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | LXVELYMARCUS | 370 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Sleepy | 324 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Tane | 316 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awek | +2.59 | 75 | 79 |
| #2 | Juunez | +1.55 | 58 | 76 |
| #3 | complexi ˙͜>˙ | +1.37 | 51 | 72 |
| #4 | DaNoLday | +0.71 | 57 | 64 |
| #5 | Tane | -0.47 | 54 | 65 |





